Past letters

these three letters, posted on a thread on www.gentlechristianmothers.com, were my inspiration

dear chicken noodle,
you're looking especially noodley today. i bet if you pinch daddy's nipples, milk will squirt out...

forever yours,
mamamamamamama



dear noodle,

climbing on mommy is ok. jumping on mommy is not.

also, there is no milk in my belly button.

also, my belly button is not a nursing toe hold.

lovingly,
mamamamamamama


ps. could you please also get a scrape or bruise on your chin, just so that when i take you for easter portraits, it will be even with your nose, forehead and both cheeks? :]


hey chicken nugget,

mommy was really proud of you when you sucked down that panera lemonade without even making a sour face. you seemed to like it, so i let you have a couple more sips. i'm really REALLY sorry it gave you diaper rash :( i love you.

mama